+505 If it burns like wood, weighs a much as a duck, and it floats on water, it must be a witch, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So... if she... weighs the same... as a duck... that means... A WITCH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Logically!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, but the first thing that came to my mind was a wooden duck U_U

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She turned me into a newt! ...I got better...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it's not my nose; it's a false one! They dressed me up like this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT is you name? WHAT is your quest? ...WHAT is your favorite color?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tis but a flesh wound!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bring me......a shrubbery!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We are...no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say...ickyicky pootang whoop browww.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My first thought was the post was making fun of 20 Q, because those are the kinds of stupid questions it asks, and the kind of ridiculous answers it comes up with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm being opressed! See the violence inherent in the system? THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Monty Python <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wicked Zoot! Naughty Zoot!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NI!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

these comments are epic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

she's a loony!

by Anonymous 13 years ago