+639 If Anthony married half of the people that said they wanted to marry him, TLC would probably give him his own show, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If he got a 15 year old girl pregnant, MTV would give him a show that would top 16 and Pregnant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if he married a little person... that could bake cakes... and then had 8 children.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

50 Wives & Counting ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Either that or he'd live on a compound in the middle of the wilderness as the leader of a cult sect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What would they call it "It's okay to marry half your fans, amirite?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago