+141 Guys: when you're at the beach, you get slightly worried because you're wearing only trunks and don't want anyone to be staring at your dock, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do you have a clock at the beach?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think he means his rock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He definitely means his lock. He's paranoid about people stealing his bike.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im pretty sure you mean frock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He obviously means pock. I hate going to the beach with Small Pox.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I c what u did thar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My local beach doesn't have a dock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You really shouldn't bring your Glock to the beach. People might feel threatened.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously, he means Spock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

guys, he means his port

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well a smock can be embarrassing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hate when people see my Crocs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His dock is pretty pathetic compared to my harbor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wharf > harbor

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, it's his wok.

by Anonymous 13 years ago