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Also about john mayer+187John Mayer sings inspirational songs about the world needing to change and be nicer, but in reality, he's a dick. amirite?
Also about guitar playing+406While they may be romantic once in a while, not every girl wants an emotionally insecure, sentimental, acoustic guitar-playing pansy who wears skinny jeans and converse all the time. Sometimes, you just want a real man to make you feel safe and protected, amirite?
Also about john mayer+273Taylor Swift seems too angelic and pure to have had sex but when you look at the men she's dated (John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal), she probably has, amirite?
Also about john mayer+125My dog cannot be replaced like how brad pitt replace Jennifer aniston and how John Mayer replaced Jennifer aniston and how Gerard butler replaced an how ... No the point is my dog is not Jennifer aniston, amirite?
Also about john mayer+171It must be hard for priests to never tell anyone all the secrets they know. It would be unfortunate if one day they broke and became huge gossips. "OMG, Father Eli, I just have to tell you something. John Mayer performed fellatio upon himself and then came to me begging for forgiveness. I could hardly keep myself from laughing." "Psh, that's nothing. Michelle Obama confessed to me that she secretly finds George Bush sexy and would do unspeakable things to him." It's a worrying thought, amirite?
Also about guitar playing+401Learning guitar will get you laid. Learning bass will get your guitar-playing friend laid more often, amirite?
Also about guitar playing+1,371I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?