Why are there no "your dad" jokes? amirite?

Because most girls aren't disgusting and crude enough to admit they want to bang their friends' dads, whether they actually do or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first@620479 (The_Gregori): I take offence to this, when I tell your mum jokes it's because they're funny and will annoy my friend(s). No need to be sexist by inferring guys are 'disgusting and crude'. I have never told a your mum joke because I actually wanted to do their mother, that's not what it's about, you seem to have missed the point entirely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because your mom is your mom. I mean, if someone said to me, "Your dad's fat!" I'd be like...... Okay..?? But if someone said that about my mom, I'd go DOWN ON THAT MOFO!!! ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... you'd go down on them? that's weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because dads can beat the crap out of you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why? Because your Dad is so stupid he bought Windows Vista.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right? I mean, your mom is probably scarier than all the dads on Earth put together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there arn't any "your dad" jokes because even yo mama dont know who he is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Burn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly it's because well if someone insults your dad, he can take care of himself you would hope. But if someone insults your mom then you're supposed to be protective. Funny answers are definately better though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because you're Dad's a big enough joke by himself....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your dad is so stupid he has to unzip his pants to count to eleven.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never told a 'your dad' joke but I do do 'that's what he said' all the time..

by Anonymous 13 years ago