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Also by fifthfogel+24What is the purpose of a lock on a glass door? If a robber or killer of some sort comes into your house to (g)rape/kill/steal from your family what do you think they're gonna say? Darn, This door's locked. And I know this won't break with the back of my gun, darn. amirite?
Also about dog+540Commercial: "...with savory chunks of chicken, beef and vegetables in a rich protein-filled gravy..." Me: "Oh that sounds delicious!" Commercial: "Your dog will thank you!" Me: "Oh crap. Another deceptive dog food commercial.", amirite?
Also about Relationships-86Everything - the totality of who I am - is about you. amirite?
Also about dog+58Don't let the pet dog stay in the bedroom if you're the type of person who has the habit of sleeping naked. There's nothing as icy-cold as a dog's nose poking your bare butt at 1:00am when you're fast asleep. Amirite?
Also by fifthfogel+938Every book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover is going to have the dog die. amirite?
Also about plays+65All pro sports should now be decided by videogames... Sorry kids the pros will play themselves, we know tom brady now plays for Tampa but he hasnt picked a contract for if hes plays xbox or playstation, amirite?
Also about plays+231When a little boy plays Grand Theft Auto, he never plays it for the story. He just looks up cheat codes online and goes on a murderous rampage, amirite?
Also by fifthfogel+7You were, or are, angry that the people who created the calendar made February 1 to 2 days less than the other months when they totally could have made it 30 days. amirite?