+1,212 We've all had that "Oh my God, Mom's home! Where's my backpack; gotta look like I've been doing homework," moment, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yoyoyo bitch i gotz 2 put away ma dick magz n get ma fuckin gat n sum 8-ball on da fuckin table wen momadukes cum home she beat da shyt outta me wen i fucked four niggaz on her bed n shyt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shut up no one cares and no one can read your comment anyway because it isn't written in english.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha this is every day for me :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've almost had a heart attack way too many times in those moments!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*hears the garage door* , pause, turn off tv, close laptop, scramble to find backpack and pencil.. "oh yeah hey mom didnt hear you come in yeah im just doin some homeworks"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol I do that at least once every two days

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually do my homework because im in ib and im screwed if i dont do it. Which im pretty much screwed anyways cause im in ib.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do my homework also, but when my mom's not home, I get distracted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ib?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like get the vacuum cleaner and act like I am doin chores.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Gotta look like I'm being productive ;-D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ive had to do it more than once lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right now I'm sitting eating Rainbow Nerds candy and chilling on Amirite, so- crap she's coming!

by Anonymous 13 years ago