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Also by Sam_I_Am+78After watching Zombieland you're a little more appreciative of twinkies, amirite?
Also about mom+50Since women are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have, and your mom contributes half your DNA, half of you is actually actually as old as your mom. amirite?
Also about mom and chill+367If chill pills were real, your mom wouldve had a drug overdose by now, amirite?
Also by Sam_I_Am+1,455When my gums bleed at the dentist she always asks me when was the last time I flossed. I look at her puzzled. It was 6 months ago. She was there. amirite?