+1,350 Girls: those shower gel commercials are ridiculous. We don't turn our heads to look lovingly at our shoulder when we're washing it, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lmao, i think y'all do xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"look lovingly" xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love my shoulder. It's so good at keeping my humerous attached to my scapula.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Speak for yourself! ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you're not doing it properly ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm still convinced I'm not shampooing properly. Clearly, I should orgasm, according to herbal essence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

After I dye my hair, I open a shampoo bottle and make an annoyed face because that shampoo sucks the color right out of my hair! But, as soon as I get Fructis Garnier, I act all happy and excited. When my color DOES wash out, it leaves a frowny face on the towel. Doesn't that happen to everyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wear bubble suits, so it's okay for people to see me when i'm showering. under an overhead shower. in a commercial. don't worry, water doesn't wash it off. because i'm special like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got bored and reinacted it; I felt rediculous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i'm in the shower i make the water really steamy and slowly lather all over my wet body and explore myself and my sexuality. NAHT. i get in, shampoo, condition, shave, body wash, out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even a guy would know that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but with guy commercials, they are rarely ever in the shower

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I also don't slowly caress myself and look turned on haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i mostly just masturbate under the shower massager

by Anonymous 11 years ago