+1,003 How to be: Canadian. Say "eh" at the end of every sentence. Jamacian. Say "mon" at the end of every sentence. American. Say "with fries" at the end of every sentence, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finnish: scowl at everybody and be as impolite and anti-social as possible. However, if offered vodka, accept it and proceed to get as loudly drunk as possible with people you've never met before. Sing as much as possible while doing so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alcohol makes everything better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that it does... which is probably why 20% of Finnish kids start drinking under the age of 14.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you heard about this comic called "Scandinavia and the world"? You might find it funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay then...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is a hilarious comic, exactly what this post reminded me of.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mexican. Say "ese" at the end of every sentence. Israelite. Say "oy" at the end of every sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Jamaican-American. "Get me a smoothie mon, with fries!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

American: Yes, I'd like that supper-sized.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*super

by Anonymous 13 years ago

American-Indian: this problem started with the white man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not all americans are fat like that though, I know that this is a joke but it still is racist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

American is a race? That's news to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha ;p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, you know what i mean though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Relax. This is funny, with fries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know just saying though this could be taken as an offensive jok.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For whom? To be honest, I don't really know how Canadians and Jamaicans would react, but...I think it's funny, with fries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so do I, but some Americans would take that very offensive. and I don't know how they would react either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people find everything offensive. To-mae-to, to-mah-to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes but some americans have very low self-esteem and think that they are fat and will be very depressed when they see this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes I think I'm fat too :/ but everyone's gonna take it differently. Kinda pointless to argue over what other people think--especially since we already accepted each others point of view as being true. Some people will laugh, some will be offended. We cool?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea we cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like porn with fries... Ya that works

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Australian: Say "mate" at the end of every sentence

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or this. Aaaaaaall over this. with fries, mon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is totally racist! ... with fries!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's no english one...I'll just pretend to be jamaican then mon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there's always 'cheerio' and 'ol'chap'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And there's "wot" too, eh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ol' chap? Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or "Supersize that."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last time I checked, Canadians are American also. They must say "with fries, eh"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how are Canadians American?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anonymous is getting butthurt over the fact that we call ourselves Americans even though "America" is technically a continent or two. It's really sort of ridiculous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh I see now. thanks for filling me in!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget to put on your suntan lotion, with fries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i'm american, but im so dark i don't need suntan lotion...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't care if this is sterotypical, i laughed with fries

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lets kill justin bieber with fries xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So not true, with fries!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how to be black; say nigga/ bro after every sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck your mom, eh! Fuck your mom, mon! Fuck your mom, with fries!

by Anonymous 12 years ago