Or the person who can tell a story about grass growing and make it as exciting as lions and raptors engaged in an epic battle for supremacy on the Holy grounds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I guess you had to be there..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am that person.......yay for being monotone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the raptors had an intellectual debate with the lions about the fossil record about if the "Holy Lands" should be renamed the "Evolution Lands". The End

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the Raptors, or more accurately, Velociraptors, went across the field... or maybe it was more of a meadow. Hang on *pulls out Iphone*.... Mmkay, it was a field, my bad. Anyway, the raptors went across the field as the group of lions... or is it a pack?.... Hmm Hang on *pulls out Iphone again* Oh, internet's slow..... Well, while we let that load, who wants to hear about how I got rid of my last ingrown hair?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*cough cough* Stephanie Meyer *cough cough*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dammit i was going to say that

by Anonymous 13 years ago