+380 When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/395501

by Anonymous 13 years ago

more like http://www.amirite.net/395504

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was 3 posts after mine...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow, i didn't even notice that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

395504 is this post...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, http://www.amirite.net/313518 is what i meant, i copied the wrong one, whoops

by Anonymous 13 years ago

more like "who gives a damn, they're not the same thing".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Old News

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Welcome to the internet!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Emo Philips joke! It's a surprise to find this instead of a Demetri Martin joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago