+152 René Descartes walks into his favorite French bar and the bartender asks, "Would you like your usual drink, Monsieur Descartes?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and then promptly disappears, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed so hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be in French and the phrase would not be ambiguous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it ... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think therefore I am.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously you are not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Descartes was a French philosopher who once said, "Cogito ergo sum" (French: Je pense donc je suis; English: I think, therefore I am). Basically, the joke is saying that since Descartes said, "I think not," he vanished because he doesn't exist (due to the lack of thinking).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what most people don't know is that what descartes actually said was "i think therefore i am...afraid of Chuck Norris"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it took me a few minutes... but then i'm like OH!! and i laughed(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Descartes had a fetish for women with crossed eyes... Thought you'd like to know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's actually really creepy...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was because he had a cross-eyed playmate when he was a boy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago