+507  The harder you fall, the higher you bounce, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you fall into the ocean D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh you can skip across. It hurts like hell though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that only applies to bouncy balls. and rubber band balls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the more crushed you are. Seeing as I don't have rubber balls glued to my shoes..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Or the farther your guts will splatter on the concrete, painting the ground a rich shade of crimson.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"rich shade of crimson." Bloody fantastic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People don't bounce, people fall to their deaths.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People dpon't usually bounce-they break.

by Anonymous 7 years ago