-275 You've shoplifted before, even if it was just a pack of sneakers, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this from Holes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to shoplift. Then I got arrested. What an idiot I was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was like six wary I wanted the snoopy toy OKAY? Don't look at me! It was broken anyways. Goshhh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I stole fudge when I was six. I had it in my hand and I was shorter than the counter so the cashier didn't even see me next to my mom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still remember it... It was like an Easter toy and the snoopy part was detached from it so I shoved it in my pocket. Later that day, I found out that telling stories of imaginary friends giving me gifts doesn't fly with my parents.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the hell is a pack of sneakers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I stole a bible when I was like 5...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, the irony...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't tell if OP meant 'pack of snickers' or 'pair of sneakers'...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

SNEAKERS BAR!

by Anonymous 11 years ago