People at nail places have good nails usually but people at hair places usually have big, crazy jersey hair, amirite?

You can't cut your own hair.

Nail technicians have good nails. Hair technicians have Jersey hair. Therefore, nail technicians have Jersey nails, and hair technicians have good hair?

I'm from jersey... O_o

na their nails usually suck

its usuhally the complete oposite.

ONCE AGAIN, Jersey is the blunt of the joke.

...'jersey hair?' really?
okay so it's kind of true.

Reminds me of that riddle about the two barbers, one with terrible hair and one with great hair.

Uhm hello jersey hair is fabulous and big. The higher the hair, the closer to heaven <3