A man is on a cruise in Egypt, when he falls off the ship. The rescue crew says "Stay calm, we're going to get you out of this river," The man replies "I'm not in a river," "Sir, I think you're in deNile", amirite?

+612 A man is on a cruise in Egypt, when he falls off the ship. The rescue crew says "Stay calm, we're going to get you out of this river," The man replies "I'm not in a river," "Sir, I think you're in deNile", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At our school everyday at the end of announcements they have our joke of the day, I think they had this one already lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this a joke ????

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes it is. deNile = Denial.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who is Denial ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's an English word that means when someone refuses to beleive something that is obviously true. In this joke, the man is in denial about being in deNile (the Nile). It's a play on words.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@703302 (JghRocks): chill out people I'm not english . I got it now thankyou =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaah too bad i already posted this joke like a year ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a KNEE SLAPPER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

rofl ikr

by Anonymous 13 years ago