+425 Sometimes you feel a little bad after killing an insignificant bug... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not when they have eight legs and watch me in my sleep. I just set it on fire and left it in the corner of the ceiling over my bed, so the other spiders see what's coming.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yove probably eaten a spider once in your life while you were sleeping

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doesn't the average person ate about eight spiders in their sleep, every year (I can't remember where I heard this)...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*eat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it was three so I just said one in fear that id be giving out improper info

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes I feel a little bad after killing an insignificant Human.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't we all?

by Anonymous 12 years ago