Also about god+636"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
Also about god and universe+315God created the universe in seven days. How do we know His days are the same length as our days? Our days are based on the Earth's rotation, but before the Earth, what did God base His days on? The older you get, the faster time seems to pass. Since God in infinite years old, His days could be two billion years long, thus He created the universe in 14 billion years. Religion and Science can go together, amirite?
Also about god+420Stop saying "That's why God invented (insert technology here)." No matter how many times you swear it, God did not invent the telephone. That was Bell. Amirite?
Also about god and universe+189How come God can just be, but the universe can't? Why do the origins of the universe require an explanation, but those of God don't? I guess it's true that there is always a double standard, amirite?
Also about god and universe-29The notion that God is all knowing frees humanity of any blame for original sin, since God knew that we would make bad choices with our free will before He gave it to us. Either God intentionally created flawed creatures in a flawed universe or He tried His best to create perfect creatures in a perfect universe. If the first is true, then God is a sadistic jerk. If the second is true, God isn't all powerful. Either way, this is not a deity worthy of worship, amirite?
Also about god+488My god-fearing mother preaches that homosexuals are sick people who deserve to die and rot in hell for all of eternity but I'd like to think God really disapproves of all the hate she's spreading around. Amirite?
Also by Simon+532Do male gynaecologists get desensitised to vaginas? Like, if they’re going down on their girlfriend, do they think “This is pretty sweet” or “The left labium is slightly more engorged than the right due to arousal”? Amirite?
Also by Simon+250The best music comes from bands that form, record a 4 song EP, then break up and are never heard from again, amirite?