+225 It's kind of funny how most people on 1,000 Ways To Die deserve their amusingly grotesque death, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mean, if you're going to stand in your garden and deep-throat a zucchini, you kinda deserve to have it lodged in there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like the medieval guy that raped his brothers wife then got his back torn out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, i feel like people wouldn't watch it if it was just a bunch of nice people dying

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They tweak the stories on purpose to make it seem like they deserve it, but most people that die on the show are generally decent people, they are allowed to call them "true" stories as long as its 30% accurate. So I would highly doubt that they really "deserve" it most of the time. They change it because who would want to see a bunch of underserving people die?

by Anonymous 12 years ago