+544 Men are the best cooks. With two nuts, a sausage and a little bit of milk, they can fill a womans stomach for nine months, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet this was stolen, it sounds to good to be an original

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*too. fix it before it's too late!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

k man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if they don't eat during those 9 months, they miscarry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I found this funny...when I saw it on Sickipedia 2 days ago...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The whole wording of this is really disgusting..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Milk? Not creme?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Protein shake. Bwahahaha. I can't ever say I'm hungry around my guyfriends anymore. They always say I got two eggs a sausage and a protein shake... Want some?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

D: god

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stolen or not, this is hilarious. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He actually fills your uterus. Not your stomach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago