+173 If a female lion is a lioness, then a female mat is a mattress. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know where you got the 'R' from. I can see doubling the 'T' to preserve the pronunciation but adding an 'R' that's too much for me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't it be matess?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's a female mat. Mats are inanimate objects.

by Anonymous 11 years ago