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Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about quitting life+193Committing suicide is like rage quitting life, amirite?
Also by Chromana+110We find it hard to comprehend how our grandparents survived growing up without the internet but OUR children aren't going to understand how we survived growing up without telepathy devices/The Matrix style game immersion/a robot that can do homework better than we can, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about cigarettes+185A good portion of the huge taxes on cigarettes go to smoking prevention programs and ads. In other words, the more cigarettes Big Tobacco sells, the more they are discouraging the use of their products. Ironic, amirite?
Also about life, early, and cigarettes+46If you live longer not smoking, you would spend money on something else in your life, so money isn't really being wasted when you buy cigarettes and die early. amirite?
Also by Chromana+363It's great when you leave something expensive in a public place by accident and it's still there when you go back for it the next day. Yay for society, amirite?