+230 The ultimate rejection, your hand falls asleep on you when you are masturbating, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I literally Lol'd at this and my mom came over and read it. She LOL'D HARDER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wasn't this like just on the homepage a few days ago?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why don't you stop complaining you winebag and enjoy the fucking post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha winebag!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That wasn't a complaint. That was a question.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ol' imma act like we're on fuckin trial lookin' ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Could you rephrase that in english so I could understand?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Old I seem like I shall present myself as if I am in the american courts of justice on trial for homicide.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least then you can pretend it's someone else

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To spice things up a bit, have you considered being unfaithful… And using your left hand!

by Anonymous 8 months ago