+417 The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

10/4/10 A man came running into a store with a gorilla suit on and threw started yelling French while throwing small midgets at the customers and in the midst of the chaos he took all the money and raped five women. *Cop* Uhh maybe we can let this one slide....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not stupid, that's intense. And yeah, letting a gorilla-costume-wearing, French, midget-throwing, money-stealing rapist off the hook is really going to go well with the media.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Cop* Ugh, not another MLIAer...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Break into someones house and LEAVE a bunch of shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

" when did we get this lava lamp?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago