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Also by Simon+40Obviously making same-sex marriage legal will soon make it legal for people to marry their dogs. Just like when women were allowed to vote, and then horses were given voting rights, or when we freed the slaves, we also had to free the hamsters, amirite?
Also about step 2, step 3, and step 1+43Fried Frog's Legs, amirite?
Rinse the frog's legs and pat dry; set aside. In a large resealable bag, combine the saltine cracker crumbs, flour, cornmeal, onion, salt and pepper. Shake to mix. In a shallow bowl, whisk together eggs and milk.
Heat the vegetable oil and peanut oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. The oil should be about 1/2 inch deep.
Dip the frog's legs into the milk and egg, then dip into the cracker mixture until evenly coated. Carefully place them in the hot oil. Cook until golden brown on each side, about 5 minutes per side. amirite?
Also about step 2, step 3, and step 1+193Step 1: Be Jesus Step 2: ???? Step 3: Prophet! amirite?
Also about step 2, step 3, step 1, and step 4+372How to be Canadian? Step 1: lose the gun. Step 2. Buy a canoe. Step 3. Live multiculturally Step 4.... you're ready! There is no more, amirite?
Also by Simon+199You know at least one stoner who looks like Jesus, amirite?
Also about step 2, step 3, step 1, and step 4+67Yummy Christmas Eve Frog Stew Recipe
Melt the butter in a large saucepan over medium heat until it begins to foam.
Cook and stir the celery, onion, and red bell pepper in the hot butter until soft, about 10 minutes.
Stir the half-and-half and parsley through the vegetable mixture; season with salt and black pepper.
Continue cooking until the mixture just begins to boil; add the frog legs and stew along with Louisiana-style hot sauce. Bring the mixture to a simmer and cook until the frog legs are tender. amirite?
Also by Simon+348The bad news is, rates of Sexually Transmitted Diseases are on the rise. The worse news is, you personally have nothing to worry about. Amirite?
Also about step 2, step 3, step 1, step 4, and step 5+364Step 1: Get super delicious extra cheesy pizza YUM :D Step 2: Get a piece out Step 3: Take a bite Step 4: Extract the bite you want out of the rest of the pizza Step 5: ALL of the cheese on the whole piece of pizza comes with it and it lands on your chin Step 6: It burns like hell Congratulations, You're now pissed off. amirite?