+2,661 I think i'm going to freak out the people who update their status with every move they make. Girl: just at starbucks. Me: entering starbucks. Girl: at university now. Me: at some random university. Girl : on the toilet. Me: Watching someone pee. I think she might get the hint, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Needs more homepaged.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope Facebook doesn't turn into Twitter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

too late... :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was definitly said by some comidiean....can't remember his name though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I totally know who you're talking about! All I remember is that he was Asian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES! i was going to say this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*definitely

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i quite literally giggled out loud. you're pretty cool. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DO IT FOR THE LULZ!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed..I mean who tells everyone that they're in the bathroom? haha hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This guy on my FB updated his status that he was using the bathroom, then posted a picture of him and this other guy on the toilet with their pants down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol that's hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol that is pretty creepy, but who tells the world "watching someone pee" lol WTF?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obvious party poopers are obvious. No one cares if the post is ""plagiarized"", so shut up and stop ruining a good post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd care about plagiarism if it was one of *your* good posts that got taken and made POTD. Only because you've most likely never heard this joke before do you think it's okay for it to be taken and credit be given to someone else. This post might get 200 or more favorites; it would be a shame if half of those people never realized this joke's true originator has other material they might like.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't a post that was 'stolen', it was a JOKE from some comedian. I think Eliot Chang is given plenty of credit by the 50 people who will most likely have pointed it out by 6pm tomorrow. And also, there are plenty of posts on here that were made from a jokes, and people always flood in the obvious comments by the hundreds, consecutively, without reading the ones above theirs that say the exact same thing. It's annoying. One simple reminder would do just fine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"One simple reminder would do just fine" -- but I thought you said that no one cared about plagiarism. Does this mean you've changed your stance?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't say that no one cares about plagiarism, I said that no one cares if the post was plagiarized. There are lots of great posts on here that originally came from some comedian or movie or whatever, the community doesn't need 50 comments to tell us that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why not? Do you not think it's important to give due credit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I suppose, but a better idea would be to require the OP to note the original source, rather than a bunch of people spamming the post once it is POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Submitted to uservoice. ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brilliant, to say the least.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stolen from a comedian on comedy central

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's already been said several times on this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But I didn't feel like sorting through fifty comments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was like the fourth comment down that said it. Not that hard to see

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girl: At a super-fun slumber party with Ashly, Lindsay, and Clarisse! Me: Filming a hot voyeur lesbian scene in some girl's bedroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I predict this will be POTD and that people will start an argument about it's originality.... ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to predict it AFTER it became POTD. no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man, I was hoping no one would notice... oh well, it was worth a shot y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol WHAT A FREAK!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have no idea ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wana favorite this, but the notifications will annoy me :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can turn off notifications for comments on favorited posts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) Favorite the post. 2) Go to My Settings. 3) Uncheck the box that says "Notify me when someone comments on one of my favorite posts." 4) ???? 5) Profit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you can turn notifications off for specific posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just enjoy the post and stop making a big deal out of it. Gosh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only good thing about Facebook posts, is finding all the sexual innuendos. They are the best on rainy days when girls describe their time outside.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girl: Had a nice day. Me: Got on cam for the whole day. Girl: It waaasss so nicee meeting you girls! <3 <3 my loves! XxoxX Me: Her friends are ugly. Girl: Spent the afternoon with my guy <3 ! It was awesome! I <3 you <3 <3 Me: I got a sex tape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girl: Going to take a shower! Me: Going to test out my new binoculars. That was part of Eliot Chang's original joke. I thought it was funny enough to be mentioned.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at least give credit to elliot chang, or say the joke right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha that's pretty good

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh, comment wars xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago