+669 Happy Half-Off Halloween Candy Day, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate this day. People keep calling me stupid and insisting their purchase is half off, even though its candy we sell throughout the ENTIRE YEAR, and therefore DOES NOT COUNT! Only the Halloween-specific candy is half off, dammit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They need to find the half off section, this is a catastrophe, someone needs to help them find their candy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hear target calling my name!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry I am not there to enjoy this amazing holiday with you guys and win in poundage of candy. Haha poundage sounds dirty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You were there in spirit brochocinco.. .. and you said poundage haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago