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Most people say they hate pickup lines, but would totally fall for one, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Guy: Well hey there. You know, you remind me of my baby toe.
Girl: *giggles* Why? Because i'm small and cute?
Guy: No, because tonight i'm going to bang you on my coffee table.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Heyyyyy girl, you like your eggs over easy? Or fertilizeddddd."
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago