+263 Most people say they hate pickup lines, but would totally fall for one, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guy: Well hey there. You know, you remind me of my baby toe. Girl: *giggles* Why? Because i'm small and cute? Guy: No, because tonight i'm going to bang you on my coffee table.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Heyyyyy girl, you like your eggs over easy? Or fertilizeddddd."

by Anonymous 12 years ago