+247 If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if your and older man, just hang around a workaholic doctor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, that's great! You'll still have the cough, only now you'll shit yourself whenever it hits! Truly a genius solution this is!

by Anonymous 13 years ago