Also by Maximumnerd+13No one ever gets imprecise measurements right, like if your mom says "How much of this do you want" and you say "Oh I dunno, a shlarp or so" you never get how much you wanted. Same with "can you move over a scoach?", amirite?
Also about friends and drugs+9When you find out one person is convincing your anti-drug friends into doing drugs, you always get into fights with your friends over it, amirite?
Also about pretty and friends+402"After the hurricane comes the rainbow" is a pretty stupid motivational line. That's like saying "Well your house and your livelihood are in the ocean, your friends and family might be dead but it's okay because now the sky looks pretty so be happy, asshole", amirite?
Also about friends+30Facebook stalking automaticly becomes more acceptable when you reach the stalkees profile via a mutual friends page (wall posts, new friends, etc.) as apposed to typing their name into the search bar, amirite?
Also about friends and drugs+288Friends don't offer friends hardcore drugs. Anybody who wants you to wind up like Amy Winehouse or Whitney Houston doesn't give a fuck about you. AND those are just best case scenarios because they were rich and talented. amirite?