You like to think that if you were ever mugged or assaulted, you'd discover some hidden martial arts talent and whoop their asses, but in reality, you'd probably just give them what they want and hope you don't get hurt, amirite?

+455 You like to think that if you were ever mugged or assaulted, you'd discover some hidden martial arts talent and whoop their asses, but in reality, you'd probably just give them what they want and hope you don't get hurt, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was mugged... and sad to say I did not discover a hidden martial arts talent. I just got all my money stolen and my head punched in :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I got mugged before. I made fun of them and walked away. I'm not sure why it worked, but it did. :-)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously? That's awesome. Good for you dude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you know martial arts?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just yell some random crap like "HIDE YO WIFE"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or you can just run like a pussy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OR you could just run like a normal person! =D .... I mean really if they're mugging you they're probably armed where as you're not ... It really would be pointless getting stabbed for losing your wallet to a mugger!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I do karate and this one time I asked a scenario question about what to do if a guy came up to you with a knife, and the guy was like "Then, you either throw a chair at them, or run like hell. Karate is out of the question at that point." It's like oh gee, thanks. Good to know that even as a 3rd degree black belt you're still completely defenseless against some random hobo :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago