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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer, amirite?

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Drop the "I have."
And it's no-eyed deer.
Normally I ignore these mistakes, but it's crucial for the joke to make sense here.

what do you call a blueish green deer?
tl;dr

Wow... Old but a classic so yeah you are right

MissAwesomenesss avatar MissAwesomeness Yeah You Are +2Reply

Eye see what did there.

WHAT?! I posted this and it didn't get on the homepage. grrr

Stupid joke, told wrong.
At least you tried though amirite?

Anonymous -1Reply

Its:
What do you called a deer with no eyes?
No i-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes andddd no legs?
Still no i-deer.

Anonymous -1Reply
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