+548 "I love you has 8 letters, but baby, so does bullshit." Yeah, well "towel" and "hippo" both have 5 letters, and I'm pretty sure they have nothing to do with each other, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my god. This needs to be Post of the Day. This WILL be Post of the Day. I can smell it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how the fuck do I dry my hippo after he bathes, then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haven't you ever dried yourself with a hippo before? It's totally the better alternative.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO, my parents won't let me have a hippo! They keep saying, "Mayrose, it's too big, it'll never fit in the house. Plus, it'll eat you!" And they don't even listen to me when I say, "But, my teacher said hippos are vegetarians! And they're plenty of room in the garage, I'd even have room to feed him and give him a bath, and then a massage!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about hippo towel animals? DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THEIR FEELINGS?! Insensitive jerk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago