+366 "Like this status if you would care if I died tomorrow." In other words, like this status if you don't want to seem like an asshole. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Problem is, everyone is gonna be an arsehole, and dislike it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ever since that last update that took away the character limit for statues, there has been nothing but chain/forward statuses. That's the worst decision Facebook ever made.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like "post this status if you're an annoying 12 year old"

by Anonymous 11 years ago