Atomic battery operated lettuce chopper... must have...
yeahp. wanna buy me that for christmas?
Sure, if you get me a sham wow.
OKAY! also i wouldnt mind a snuggie... but if they're too expensive a robe will do.
Ok cool! Can I have a slap chop?
YES! and you know those things that you put on your body to make you go down like 4 sizes? i want some of those too.
Sweet, you can give me your phone # and I can call you using the Jupiter Jack you got me!
Girls' shorts with the pockets literally hanging out under them. Classy.
omg yes. those are my FAVORITE... when i wanna be a whore.