+618 The worst thing to hear when you're getting a haircut is "Oops," amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how about 'Quick get the first aid!'?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Wait, that wasn't hair?" is always a bad one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"mmmm... nice pubes" "Can I use my other hand to sexually stimulate your anus?" "Sorry if I got a little pee on you. I wasnt aiming your way" "I think it's time you became a prostitute before I stab you with these here clippers" Those are much, much worse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or "well it doesnt look THAT bad..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd be a little more frightened if a surgeon said that, honestly. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or how about 'don't worry we can fix this'?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Worse for a tattoo artist to say it. =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago