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The worst thing to hear when you're getting a haircut is "Oops," amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
how about 'Quick get the first aid!'?
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Wait, that wasn't hair?" is always a bad one.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"mmmm... nice pubes"
"Can I use my other hand to sexually stimulate your anus?"
"Sorry if I got a little pee on you. I wasnt aiming your way"
"I think it's time you became a prostitute before I stab you with these here clippers"
Those are much, much worse.
by Anonymous13 years ago
or "well it doesnt look THAT bad..."
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'd be a little more frightened if a surgeon said that, honestly. :P
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