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You're a bitch who needs to burn in hell if I told you a friend failed at committing suicide and you said "Awww, why didn't it work?", amirite?

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+151Sometimes, you think about committing suicide but you remember you are having enchiladas for dinner. So, you can live a little longer. Life is delicious, amirite?

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+43You don't quite understand how people manage to fail at committing suicide so often, amirite?

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+8We always seem to have answers to the questions we don't realize yet, amirite?

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+20It's annoying when the school district decides to add or take away something, so the next year you get gypped, like, this year, they have a special program for freshmen, but when you were a freshmen you didn't have said program, amirite?

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