Also about life and fraction+602At no point in your life can you truthfully say, "I have my whole life ahead of me." Even if you've just been born, by the time you've finished saying "I have my whole life ahead of me," two seconds have passed and there's a tiny fraction of your life that is not ahead of you. Also babies fresh from the womb tend not to be able to speak, amirite?
Also about life and wasting+679If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by Montana+25Life is like a box of chocolates, you eat all the good ones, and safe the crap for later, amirite?
Also about life and huge+107It's kind of amazing to think of people's lives. We say things like "I have a good/bad life" or "I have a lot going on in my life right now." We tend to think of peoples lives as their own personal "bubble", but in reality it is all connected with people whom most of us don't know. Nobody's life is that bubble in which we imagine. Really we don't have individual bubbles, but many huge bubbles that over lap with hundreds of other people's bubbles, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?