+374 If the U.S. Government instated a 5¢ tax on every spitting, cussing, crap-flinging flamewar between 10-year-olds, teenage druggies, and 30-year-old basement-dwelling washouts, then they could pay-off the National Debt in two days, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or all the religion comment wars

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two days after the tax is instated: President: Oh, sorry, China. We really wanted to pay you back, but we have some intel that Al Qaeda may have a secret base somewhere in Mexico, so we really needed all 800 septillion dollars to be put into the search effort for that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago