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Dick van Dyke is lucky that he grew up in the conservative time period that he did. If he were 16 years old in today's society, he'd be known at school as Penis van Lesbian. amirite?

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Only if the van is unmarked and white, though. XD

Zeerusts avatar Zeerust Yeah You Are 0Reply

When I was in high school, there was a girl whose last name was Dyke.

So yeah. You can imagine what ensued.

Anonymous +8Reply

hahahahahhahahahha nice

I giggled.

Boxs avatar Box Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Box I giggled.

Box? I am honored~

Boxs avatar Box Yeah You Are -1Reply

At my school it'd be more like "Fucker van Faggot."
We aren't a pleasant bunch.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +4Reply

I lol'd

Black_No_1s avatar Black_No_1 Yeah You Are +3Reply

I think at school they'd call him Richard.

Anonymous +2Reply
@I think at school they'd call him Richard.

Well, you see, the joke is that they are not trying to be polite.

My friend's father's name is Richard Van Dyk.
I've always found it amusing.

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