Dick van Dyke is lucky that he grew up in the conservative time period that he did. If he were 16 years old in today's society, he'd be known at school as Penis van Lesbian. amirite?

+591 Dick van Dyke is lucky that he grew up in the conservative time period that he did. If he were 16 years old in today's society, he'd be known at school as Penis van Lesbian. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahhahahahha nice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I giggled.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Box? I am honored~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why thank you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was in high school, there was a girl whose last name was Dyke. So yeah. You can imagine what ensued.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think at school they'd call him Richard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you see, the joke is that they are not trying to be polite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend's father's name is Richard Van Dyk. I've always found it amusing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At my school it'd be more like "Fucker van Faggot." We aren't a pleasant bunch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago