+200 The only weapons in the arsenal of a school nurse are "Lie down for a few minutes," and "Are you sick enough to go home?" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and tums.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you also forget 'here's a bandaid' or 'here's a bag of ice cubes with a hole in it because we want you to look like you peed your pants.'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ha! You make it seem as if the school nurse at my school is actually there for more than 30 minutes a day, two days a week.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And saltines, can't forget the saltines.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine has you lay down, and then she'll put a cheap ass little thermometer strip in your mouth and leave for a few minutes, then come back to check your temperature. What I do when I just want to go home is rub my tongue over the thermometer as much as I can until she comes back, which will warm it up so it looks like I have a slight fever. (:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or, for the girls: "I have a cramp." "How bad is it?" "It hurts." "Do you want to go home?" :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago