"Son, can you clean your room?" "I don't have to, you're not my real dad!"

Yeah, because God was a disrespectful teen who broke the 5th commandment. Not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed. You don't need to take everything literally, but you do need to take the Bible literally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

iz this ofensiv 2 ur relijun?? how sad! lets all give amish pancakes the attention he's craving!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not offended, I just think it's annoying when people portray Jesus as anything less than He is, perfect and without sin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well unfortunately for you, not everyone believes thats what jesus is. trust me, you'll enjoy life a lot more if you dont have to worry about whether every little thing you're doing is wrong. sure, i believe in god and jesus, but i also have a LIFE and do things that make me happy, instead of what an organization tells me i should do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am VERY happy with my life. Following the law doesn't make you unhappy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

didn't say you weren't happy. just saying that sometimes you have to do what YOU want to do, instead of what god 'wants' you do to all the time. are you referring to a religious law or the general law?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And there's nothing wrong with doing the things you love, but you can't sin in the process. And I was refering to the God's law.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if i love someone of the same gender? i mean, god says thats wrong right? common sense would tell you its gay rights over what god supposedly says.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Common sense? That's like saying "its comon sense that a lion wud eat blueberries, lol, where's ur logic?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

common sense would tell you that its better morally to accept them and just let them love who they love, than to shun them and say 'omg ur gay! ewwww"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said they could love them (although it is wrong) I just don't want them to get married. Keep it in bedroom. Common sense would (and does) say that thing that go against nature are bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the only way it could go against nature is if it was impossible, but it's not. would you like it if someone told you 'well, i dont approve of who you love, so i really dont think you should get married, so just keep whatever it is you do, to yourself'. no, you wouldn't. so why treat others that way?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex was made to make babies, anything else is unnatural. The thing is, marriage is a religious institution, we should be able to tell who can get married, not the gov. I'm not treating anyone any way, would you objesct if I said to a murderer,"murder is wrong, you shouldn't do that"? No you wouldn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because murder IS wrong. Murder affects people. Being gay isn't affecting you in anyway, except if you let it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus ran away from Mary to go to the temple without her permission...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He just stayed behind. He didn't disobey them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You Owned her. People need to stop making up stop.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stuff*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right. They know nothing about the Bible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and you know everything about it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amish Pancakes masturbates 8 different penises at once for his cardio workout.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Queers have no rights. They shouldn't have the overabused privilage of living. Parasitic creeps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That faggot scumbag who is posting anonymously should be dragged outside it's living quarters and shot in broad daylight for it's homosexuality. Pretentious piece of shit cocksucking failure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... Go back to YouTube, fool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isnt about gay rights or anything, it's clearly a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The original post was funny. The queer who entered ruined your post. Another reason why gays should be mass executed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG. DOES THIS REALLY HAVE TO TURN INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT RELIGION AND HOMOSEXUALS? DO US A FAVOR AND SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN SO LEMME TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE, I'LL TELL YOU ALLABOUTHOWIBECAME THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Genius

by Anonymous 13 years ago