+519 Imagine how heros must feel the morning after they save the day. Imaging how Mario must feel in the morning after walking thousands of miles, dodging bullets, killing dangerous creatures, hopping over lava pits and eating flowers and mushrooms nonstop. He must be pretty fucking sore, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but it would be nice if he had enough time to get in the hot tub for a bit before Peach gets captured again...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mario- "i saved your ass yesterday. now go make me a sandwich and don't get capturched again"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Capturched? I like it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry i didn't take the time to see if it was spelled correctly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, and that cold bitch of a Princess won't do anything to ease his misery.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Imagining, or imagine. not imaging.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy balls in my mouth. My spelling is really bad today.

by Anonymous 13 years ago