+209 Zombie movies are so unrealistic. There is no physical way a rotting corpse can break through the coffin and crawl 6 feet through dirt. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right, it's so much less possible than a human COMING BACK TO LIFE!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except in Kill Bill

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She's the Black Mamba, the laws of physics don't apply to her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or move....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're pretty realistic when it's the infection kind, instead of the undead...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, the infection kind is what's gonna destroy us all lol. Have you read the zombie survival guide?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I have not. I can never find it :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go to thinkgeek.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's actually four feet. Not that that really matters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe it's 6 feet, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you! Those people who actually believe stuff like that need to grow up. I mean, seriously can a dead rotting corpse come back to life?? No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Movies would be boring if they where realistic

by Anonymous 13 years ago