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How guys would react if... they had periods: “Yeah man! HEAVY FLOW TODAY!*fist bump*, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
And we wouldn't complain like douches like girls do.
by Anonymous13 years ago
If periods make girl hormones go haywire, then ours would do the same to guy hormones. We wouldn't complain like girls, but we would probably get extremely competitive (leading to arguments, which are somewhat similar to complaining) and horny.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I'm pretty sure it would fucking suck to have a heavy flow coming from a penis.
Unless they get a vagina, too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why? it's still liquid and any still left would all get washed out in the next pee wouldn't it?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Something tells me you don't understand how periods work...
by Anonymous11 years ago
Periods are like a leaky faucet that never shuts off. Even in the shower.
by Anonymous11 years ago
But guys don't have a uterus, so the blood would be from either the bladder which can be help shut. (testicles are lower so blood wont flow out of them. semen is pumped my muscular contractions or something, and those can be controlled with enough effort.)
by Anonymous11 years ago
B10ckH34d, you are entirely missing the point...
by Anonymous11 years ago
Yeah. I figured I probably was. Care to tell me what the point is, instead of just what it isn't?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Honestly, we would bleed on eachothers' stuff and be like "SHIT DAWG, YOU JUST ATE MY MENSTRUATION. YOU A BITCH"
also "MANstruation" is a good term for this
by Anonymous11 years ago
In school we call it pre-MANstrual-syndrome when a guy PMSs.
by Anonymous11 years ago
We just call them estrogen filled. Or the normal "bitch" synonyms
by Anonymous11 years ago
That reminds a little of this: http://www.haverford.edu/psych/ddavis/p109g/steinem.menstruate.html
by Anonymous11 years ago
"Bro, I need the stick."
*Hands tampon*
"Thanks man." *chestbumps*
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