+290 How guys would react if... they had periods: “Yeah man! HEAVY FLOW TODAY!*fist bump*, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And we wouldn't complain like douches like girls do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If periods make girl hormones go haywire, then ours would do the same to guy hormones. We wouldn't complain like girls, but we would probably get extremely competitive (leading to arguments, which are somewhat similar to complaining) and horny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm pretty sure it would fucking suck to have a heavy flow coming from a penis. Unless they get a vagina, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why? it's still liquid and any still left would all get washed out in the next pee wouldn't it?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Something tells me you don't understand how periods work...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Periods are like a leaky faucet that never shuts off. Even in the shower.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But guys don't have a uterus, so the blood would be from either the bladder which can be help shut. (testicles are lower so blood wont flow out of them. semen is pumped my muscular contractions or something, and those can be controlled with enough effort.)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

B10ckH34d, you are entirely missing the point...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah. I figured I probably was. Care to tell me what the point is, instead of just what it isn't?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Honestly, we would bleed on eachothers' stuff and be like "SHIT DAWG, YOU JUST ATE MY MENSTRUATION. YOU A BITCH" also "MANstruation" is a good term for this

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In school we call it pre-MANstrual-syndrome when a guy PMSs.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

We just call them estrogen filled. Or the normal "bitch" synonyms

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That reminds a little of this: http://www.haverford.edu/psych/ddavis/p109g/steinem.menstruate.html

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Bro, I need the stick." *Hands tampon* "Thanks man." *chestbumps*

by Anonymous 11 years ago