+306 If you ever need to solve a huge math equation in real life you're sending your math teacher roses and a box of chocolates, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only if I have zero chances to reference previous examples/I'm not allowed to get any assistance.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A rapist takes lures you into his rape cave and will rape you unless you can graph the zeros of a trinomial. Make sure to show your work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's one screwed up rapist. I'd just drug them and rape them because it won't count as rape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't think of a more realistic scenario for having to do that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, there's a ton of algebra involved in figuring out which health insurance to buy in terms of comparing long and short term costs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is lovely, way to turn my innocent post into felony. made my day guys!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With a picture of the original problem and a card that says "thanks to you, I solved this bitch right here!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago