+309 People should wear large balloons tied to themselves while swimming, that way, if you start to drown the balloons will float so they can find your body easier. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

now that would be attractive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

except you cant go underwater. another stupid idea that people vote up because, for some strange reason, they find it intelligent. it's stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can still drown. Someone knocks you out, your face is underwater, but the rest of your body is, you die, but people find you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*isn't

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wasnt saying that you cant go underwater as in you cant drown, but rather, you cant swim underwater if you want to. i personally would find no interest in swimming if i cant go underwater, as im sure many wont, which makes it stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Toddlers. They could have some psycho mother/father that throws them in the pool with little floaties and then they could drown.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or you know the killer could always.. oh I don't know.. pop the balloons?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey I did say psycho

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A balloon on a string attached to you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called water wings

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or... ya know... you could always use floaties...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno about everyone else but I voted up because of the ironic twist. You think it's going to say "so you wouldn drown" but it made me laugh because, well, it didn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

life jacket anyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your body would float to the top without the balloons anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope I'm just not getting the joke here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fill the balloons with sulfur hexafluoride.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OR hold onto the balloons. OR even better use actual floatation devices.

by Anonymous 13 years ago