+580 Whoever created chess was obviously a feminist. Why else would do queen be able to do so much while the king can hardly do anything. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, because a feminist would make you lose the game if your king died.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Originally, the king and the queen's movements were switched, cept the queens were even more limited.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not that he CAN'T he's just too lazy to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shit doesn't hit the fan until the king dies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She does everything (cooking, cleaning, killing enemies, etc.) while he's the more important one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's so the queen can go make him a sandwich faster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago