+381 Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, You're a very large animal, any sudden movements may injure somebody, I don't know why you're here, none of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you, you should probably leave. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah nice job stealing my joke...good to know conans show is getting viewers tho.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And THEN the bartender said "Why the long face?" :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy run on sentence Batman!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "Why the long face?" However, the horse, unable to comprehend human speech, sh*ts on the floor and leaves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was waiting for the punchline, and then realized that the joke was there was no punchline. which instantly made it funnier than if there had been a punchline

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago